Tuesday, October 31, 2006
IT'S SCARY OUT THERE
I'm sitting here in my apartment on the night of Halloween. I was going to go out dressed as Andy Warhol (sans bullet wounds) and walk New York's Village Parade, but I decided to come home instead. It's too scary out there, and I don't mean the streets of lovely weathered New York City with its ghouls and goblins hobnobbing drunkenly on the streets.
I'm frightened because what I keep hearing from certain politicians scares the living crap out of me. There are Republican boogeymen around every corner, uttering scary phrases every which way I turn. Among the scary phrases:
1. Stay the Course.
2. Measuring the Drapes.
3. Democrats Want the Terrorists to Win.
It's scary stuff, folks. Please help me stop being so afraid by doing the following on Tuesday, Nov. 7th:
What are some of the scariest phrases you've heard lately from our Republican boogeymen?